Thanks For Your Honesty, Dick

Wow, Vee Pee Dick Cheney told Fox News (shocker) Wednesday afternoon that he accepts full responsibility for shooting his hunting buddy the other day.

This is far from a scandal. I truly appreciate that it was an honest -- certainly terrible -- but honest mistake and accident. But why do the people who are supposed to be the sharpest in our country seem to fumble every time they have a chance to score a touchdown?

It took a full day before the accident was made public. It took four days before Cheney spoke publicly, and I hesitate to call the Fox interview public. When you're Dick Cheney, the longer you wait to answer questions the worse it smells.

So I guess if it sounds like a Dick, and it smells like a Dick, it must be a Dick.