Time For You To Bring Me The Funny
As both of you know, I've been fairly anti-Bob Huggins for years now. Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly devoted an entire column to bashing Huggins sometime in the last six or eight months, and in this week's issue, his column is a funny collection of quotes you'll never hear spoken in the sports world. One of his best . . .
"Look up the word class in the dictionary, and you'll see Bob Huggins' picture next to it."
Here are some of mine:
"Yeah, we wanted to do a bunch more coke that night, but LT said he was ready to go home."
"My, that Joe Namath sure has his shit together."
"See that girl in the tight top and the fake boobs and lots of makeup, right outside the Knicks' locker room? She probably won't be having sex tonight."
Got some funny for me?
Labels: Bring Me The Funny
posted by Big Primpin' @ 2:07 PM
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" Joe Pa doesn't need to wear depends."
"John Wise surely doesn't look like John Clayton" http://espn.go.com/nfl/columns/clayton_john/789396.html
Regards, Obvious
Ouch.
"That John Clayton sure is a clothes horse!"
(I saw him once, covering an NFL game, wearing a white polo shirt, black K-Mart sweats and white sneakers. It was the sweatpants that did it for me. Even if the airline lost his luggage, surely ESPN pays him enough that he can make a quick trip to the Men's Wearhouse, right?)
Could you imagine meeting him in a bar, not knowing who he was, and he said, "Oh, I'm an NFL reporter for ESPN." Would you believe him?
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