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Friday, May 18, 2007

Time For You To Bring Me The Funny

As both of you know, I've been fairly anti-Bob Huggins for years now. Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly devoted an entire column to bashing Huggins sometime in the last six or eight months, and in this week's issue, his column is a funny collection of quotes you'll never hear spoken in the sports world. One of his best . . .

"Look up the word class in the dictionary, and you'll see Bob Huggins' picture next to it."

Here are some of mine:

"Yeah, we wanted to do a bunch more coke that night, but LT said he was ready to go home."

"My, that Joe Namath sure has his shit together."

"See that girl in the tight top and the fake boobs and lots of makeup, right outside the Knicks' locker room? She probably won't be having sex tonight."

Got some funny for me?

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5 Comments:

At 4:34 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Joe Pa doesn't need to wear depends."

 
At 9:26 AM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"John Wise surely doesn't look like John Clayton" http://espn.go.com/nfl/columns/clayton_john/789396.html

Regards, Obvious

 
At 7:51 AM EDT, Blogger Big Primpin' said...

Ouch.

 
At 1:32 PM EDT, Blogger PDizzle said...

"That John Clayton sure is a clothes horse!"

(I saw him once, covering an NFL game, wearing a white polo shirt, black K-Mart sweats and white sneakers. It was the sweatpants that did it for me. Even if the airline lost his luggage, surely ESPN pays him enough that he can make a quick trip to the Men's Wearhouse, right?)

 
At 1:37 PM EDT, Blogger Big Primpin' said...

Could you imagine meeting him in a bar, not knowing who he was, and he said, "Oh, I'm an NFL reporter for ESPN." Would you believe him?

 

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