The News
This I just heard on a local newscast: "It turns out a glass of red wine a day may keep the doctor away."
Yeah, it turns out. As if we've been waiting with bated breath to hear the findings of the latest research because the red wine story isn't the most overplayed health tip in the history of TV news, and we don't already hear about it every three weeks.
Say, did that Mary Lou Retton win the gold medal? I hadn't heard.
Labels: The News
posted by Big Primpin' @ 10:38 AM
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4 Comments:
Did you hear?
Dale Earnhardt died
What about beer? I heard it's pretty good.
Drink a bottle then your good for weeks
Yeah, and Kevin DuBrow died from snorting too much blow. Go figure.
Kudos to you for the correct spelling of "bated," however! You, sir, are a master-bater.
("Hello, Western Union? I'd like to telegraph a joke.")
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