Belichick The Comedian

Surly New England coach Bill Belichick apparently is considering a career change.

Belichick is notorious for many things less-than-friendly, including his secretive approach to his teams' injury reports over the years. The league requires every team to submit an honest report each week several days before the next round of games.

And with all the talk surrounding Tom Brady's is-it-or-isn't-it injured right foot, Belichick addressed the issue at a news conference at team headquarters Thursday.

"The injury report will be out next Wednesday and we're excited to give that to you," the coach deadpanned. "That form will be filled out completely and I can't wait to give that to everybody."