Backfetus

Usually, this is the type of stuff that brokedickdog will send in, but I found this early Wednesday morning.

An 11-year-old girl in China has lived with body parts of a parasitic twin growing out of her back, and is finally going to have an operation to remove them.

The fetus' protruding chest and arm have grown in size along with the girl's own body. But the fetus is now so big that it is damaging her health.

Her parents, who have saved up for the operation since her birth, say they now have enough money for the surgery to go ahead. Read the full story here.

Freakish

(h/t brokedickdog)

Below are five jobs this macrodactyly patient could not hold:

+ A baseball first baseman. Whether it's throwing or catching, there's no way he could do both.

+ A west-side gang member. How could he possibly flash the W sign?

+ A concert pianist.

+ A massage therapist.

+ A seamstress. Actually, would a male seamstress be a seamster?

What other jobs couldn't this guy do?