Ellen DeGeneres Is Funny

I'm typically not a big awards-show guy, nor do I ever catch myself offering props to Ellen DeGeneres, but her Oscar monologue was an excellent 10 minutes of television.

Before you disagree, first find out what sarcasm is. It's not for everybody, usually just smart people. Like Paris Hilton.

Wish I could write more, but I have to go see who won Best Set Decoration. Is that seriously a category? Weak.