Dave Is Funny

My dude Dave sent me the longest e-mail he's ever sent the other day, and in it he described the new dog he and his girlfriend recently got:

"His hobbies include pissing under the table, pissing in front of the TV, pissing near the bathroom door, pissing in front of the couch, pissing in the hallway, pissing right after he's been taken outside to piss, taking a shit near my guitar, snoring, and not pissing in the kitchen where it would be easy to wipe up."