Freakish
(h/t brokedickdog)Below are five jobs this macrodactyly patient could not hold:
+ A baseball first baseman. Whether it's throwing or catching, there's no way he could do both.
+ A west-side gang member. How could he possibly flash the W sign?
+ A concert pianist.
+ A massage therapist.
+ A seamstress. Actually, would a male seamstress be a seamster?
What other jobs couldn't this guy do?
Labels: Freakish
posted by Big Primpin' @ 7:37 AM
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6 Comments:
He can't sport a WERE #1 foam finger.
He actually can't help but sport such a No. 1 finger. That thing is colossal.
He could leave satisfied women in his wake wherever he roamed...
Two at a time, methinks. He could be the ultimate multi-tasker.
He could be a catcher, but the pitcher could only throw fastballs with no way to shake off the sign.
Unless he worked for Patrick Ewing he wouldn't make it as a personal nose picker.
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