Celebrity Sighting
Had dinner at Sushi Yasuda in Midtown tonight. Only one table separated us from Martha Stewart and her dinner companion.So I waited for her to hit the ladies' room. I followed her in and nailed her.
Just kidding. It was in the men's room.
Seriously, tho, when she did get up to leave, the pair sitting in the middle asked if we thought that was her, and it clearly was, but in New York, it's apparently weak to look impressed to see somebody famous, so you just go on back to your business.
posted by Big Primpin' @ 9:18 PM
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5 Comments:
Did you touch her? or lick her plate? Was she kicking her leg locator? She is so HOT.
Should have asked her if she had any girl-on-girl action while in prison.
Sincerely,
Under the bleachers looking up at cheerleaders in High School Losers
This is what I get for having friends who are just as much jackasses as I am. Weak-ass comments.
Leg locator?
Who cares about Martha, Sushi Yasuda?!? Look who's rollin' with the fat pocket. I guess with the Louavuhl loss you have severed all ties to the midwest and are now an uppity New Yorker. Maybe you can get a foie gras four way from Gold Star when you visit.
Could there be such a thing as an uppity Louisvillian? And the four-way down south is way different than the one up here.
And no, I do not abandon my skwad after a loss. You lived in Cincinnati, so you know how to ditch the bandwagon, bitch.
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