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Saturday, March 15, 2008

An Open Letter

Dear Digger Phelps:

You weren't terrible as usual during the regular season with your analysis, but now that I'm glued to the set the last eight days or so, please stop with your annoying habit of asking yourself rhetorical questions.

ESPN's studio analysts just went around the horn with their picks for today's top games: "I think Duke wants to win today to get a rematch with who? North Carolina in tomorrow's ACC final."

Oh, really, does Duke want to win today? Is that what you think?

"Oklahoma is a good team but not good enough to win today. Why? Because Texas' guards didn't play well yesterday and I'm sure they want to redeem themselves, and they'll get it done today against the Sooners."

Dude, the questions and the "get it done" line have been incredibly tiresome for years. Get some new game please.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Everyone

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3 Comments:

At 12:12 AM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_8fLLMA1Tc

 
At 1:46 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're really busting my balls today. Why? I think someone pissed in your Wheaties, but if you just suck it up, I think you will git it done.

 
At 9:34 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and Dick Vitale needs to quit saying "Robert Montgomery Knight" when refering to the general.

 

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