Prank Call Etiquette

To the girls who prank-called me last night . . . if you're going to do that again on a weeknight, please do it before 10 p.m. I don't mind annoying pranks, but when you wake me up on a weeknight after I've fallen asleep, during a week where I've been sick and have had trouble getting up at 5:30 a.m., please be respectful in future gags. Call before 10 p.m.

But please know that you're also more than welcome to not call at all.