WMD Envy

A man admitted on Wednesday that he sent a bomb to a doctor after the doctor botched the man's penile enlargement surgery, according to the Associated Press in Philadelphia.

The story goes on to say that the attorney for Brett Steidler, 25, said his client is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"I thought the average sentence was between five and seven years," Steidler said. "Besides, my girlfriend said it's not the length of the sentence that matters."

Now I hate to kick a man when he's down, especially when we're talking about a subject that hits close to my own home, but if you don't think enough of yourself that you feel you need surgery to increase the size of your penis, perhaps the penis is not your biggest, um, problem.