Jackass Friends

So next weekend really seems to be taking shape. Fly into Louisville Thursday and party with my people there, then up to Cincinnati for more old friends Friday and then onto Columbus for the OSU-Michigan game Saturday.

Regarding Cincinnati, this is what I have to look forward to . . .

Pictured top right is my old friend Jason, who for some reason turns nine shades of red the minute he opens his first beer of the night.

Below him is our dude Jeff. Jason and Jeff both hail from lovely Lima, Ohio, which might explain why Jeff looks like this.

And on the bottom is Barry, shown here in his high school senior picture. He lives in San Francisco and we've talked about him before. He'll be in Cincinnati to watch the OSU-Michigan game. As you can see, he's not the most photogenic cat I've seen. But despite sporting a full boner in a family portrait, he's the funniest dude in the world. Fuck Borat.