Hollywood Hot Five
One of the tasks for which I'm responsible at work is that I compile a collection of celebrity photos each morning, usually taken of A-listers out on the party scene in New York, Los Angeles and Toledo the night before.
Today's effort included pictures of Eva Mendes and Thandie Newton, reminding me how long it had been since I'd updated the coveted John P. Wise Hollywood Hot Five. Newton has made appearances here before, but Mendes has really grown on me in the last year or so. Drumroll please:
5) Thandie Newton
4) Rachel McAdams
3) Jessica Alba
2) Charlize Theron
1) Eva Mendes
Also receiving votes: Kate Beckinsale, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Simpson
Labels: Hollywood Hot Five
posted by Big Primpin' @ 1:18 PM
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8 Comments:
"Hollywood Hot Five" is much classier than my "Ladies I'd Like To Keep In A Shed For Personal Use."
That sounds a little objectifying, and we don't do that here.
I would do alot of those chicks.
Your ommision of Scarlet Johannson makes me question your sexual orientation.
Again.
That's so strange. How did you get hold of my "Chicks I've Nailed" list?
Wall -- Johannson is beautiful. I'm actually surprised I left her out as well. I first thought of updating the list a month or two ago when I saw her on the cover of Esquire, a magazine I used, er, read, without delay.
And Matt -- I just Googled Pinocchio.
Where are the porn stars? The broads on your list might be hot, but no way they are doing anything remotely fun. I think if you said "hey, let's get the other four chicks on my list together and play hot oil twister" you would be shown the door while the porno chicks would already be saying "left (bleep) green!"
I sometimes feel bad because my job doesn't involve curing cancer or feeding the homeless, but compared to compiling celeb party photos every morning, I'm f___ing Florence Nightingale. Thx, bro.
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