Update: Justin Timberlake

(Reuters, 6 hours ago)

LONDON -- Documents seized at Heathrow Airport early Monday morning suggest that Justin Timberlake did not bring sexy back, as the pop star has claimed in recent months, according to Scotland Yard.

It's not known whether someone else has brought sexy back or if sexy has not yet been brought back, but an investigation is ongoing, according to a Scotland Yard official who spoke anonymously because he was not authorized to speak to the media.

Timberlake could be charged with filing a false report, inciting a public incident, releasing a bad CD and being an overall wuss-boy.

When pressed for a statement, a Timberlake representative offered a blanket denial.

"Justin did not pass out at the club; he was just sleeping because he was tired from his busy schedule," the publicist said. "Also, he is not the father of that baby. The angle of the picture is what makes him look fat. And he has 25 million reasons to bring sexy back."