An Open Letter

Dear Tiger Woods:

Congratulations on your dramatic win at the U.S. Open, and best wishes as you continue to recover from your recent knee surgery.

Before we see you compete for next month's British Open, can you and Steve Williams please work on your high-fives? Even when executed perfectly, the high-five, we all know, is incredibly weak. But you guys still don't get it right, unless, of course, you're trying to look like white fools shooting a Dockers commercial or something.