Workplace Men's Room Soft-Core Vandalism

Big news at work recently. We got a new paper-towel dispenser in the second-floor men's room.

I came into work this morning and noticed it was broken, the front casing hanging toward the floor, exposing the intricate inner workings of an electronic paper-towel dispenser. And on the stretch of paper towel hanging from the machine was this message scribbled with a black Sharpie: "What a piece of shit."