Gag Order

(h/t brokedickdog)
As you know, Primpin' Ain't Easy has correspondents in the Greater Cincinnati area, covering the high-profile case of a 51-year-old woman, Jeni Dinkel (Hollywood makeup artist, overall swinger and two-time wife to the same former Cincinnati Bengal) who's alleged to have had sex with their 15-year-old son's high school classmate.

Today's top headline is that the defense is demonstrating how it has nothing to hide by seeking a gag order in the case. A gag order is issued by the court and requires otherwise public documents to be sealed and involved parties prohibited from speaking about the case to the media. It can also be the name of an adult film.

Prosecutor Rob Sanders claims the defense unfairly "seeks to gag everyone but the defendant." Should the defendant be gagged, Mr. Sanders? Bound too? Perhaps spanked a little?

Sexy Time

There is some gossip that I claim to be entirely above. It's merely a facade.

And then there is this type of stuff, for which I have no problem professing my love. (h/t Dave)