Larry Birkhead Sighting ... Three Years Ago
I was watching an episode of "Entourage" last summer when I saw a face that I knew was familiar."That dude is in the background of my favorite Dennis Hopper picture," I remember thinking.
Seriously, check out the photographer on the right. It's Larry Birkhead. He was at the Barnstable Brown Derby Eve Gala in 2004, and ruined this picture I took of Hopper. Anyway, yeah, that's the father of Anna Nicole's infant daughter, Dannielynn.
If Birkhead can shoot the same party I did in 2004 and by 2006 appear in a non-speaking part for four seconds on "Entourage," then can I perhaps expect a call soon when they start casting for "Arliss: The Musical?"
And regarding Dannielynn, which trailer park do you come from if you give your kid such a name? You just know she's going to be a stripper with a name like Dannielynn, before she of course changes it to Lexus or Cinnamon.
One last question -- When you accidentally impregnate a pill-popping dumbass alcoholic, don't you try hard as hell to prove you're not the father?
Labels: Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead
posted by Big Primpin' @ 11:26 PM
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I used to work in a menial labor job with this girl named "Billie Jo". Yeah, very trailer parkish, but otherwise she was pretty cute and had a nice personality. We got along pretty well. She had been married to a guy whose given birth name was "Richie". No kidding. Is it mandatory for trailer park residents to come up with really bad names?
I don't think it's mandatory; it's just expected. Making it mandatory would mean there would be some sort of flier or handout, and trailer park management knows quite well that tenants probably aren't the best at reading comprehension.
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