UPDATE: Celebrity Plane Crash

It's been forever since I last updated the Celebrity Plane Crash, but I just saw Richard Simmons on local television.

Now is as good a time as any, so let's get cracking:

New Passengers:
+ Richard Simmons

First-Class Seating:
+ Terrell Owens
+ Janice Dickinson
+ Chris Berman

Also Booked:
+ Carmen Electra
+ Britney Spears
+ Keanu Reeves
+ Paris Hilton
+ Kirstie Alley
+ Denise Richards

Reader Recommendations:
+ Alec Baldwin (from brokedickdog)
+ Gilbert Gottfried (from everybody with ears)
+ Mace Windu (from brokedickdog)

OK, it's been a while. Nominations are now being accepted.